Snakes on a Plane

[Drunk Monk]

It's freezing outside. There's friggin ice on my car in the mornings. Aren't snakes hibernating? Well, probably, but today we hired some yardworkers to do some weeding, leaf collecting and general yardwork. Mrs. DM had a bad feeling about them, and jedis should trust their feelings. They came late and she fired them after only two hours after they chopped down our beloved bay tree, thinking it was a weed. The tree was five feet tall and made of wood? A weed? Fortunately, Mrs. DM stopped them before they chopped down our redwoods. Anyway, they did manage to hoe up a lot of grass and must have uncovered a sleeping serpent sice the cat brought it in and left it by the piano quite proudly. Mrs DM released it behind the bamboo.

We can't wait until spring. This thread will just lite up then...