DM's quest for work

[Drunk Monk]

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

 
Still not buyin it. The QoE bears little resemblance to Maggie compared to me. Even without her feckin glasses. 

Just reviewed the footage from today’s interview. Some solid stuff - I know Daniel we’ll enough to get some good answers that few English interviews have explored yet. Got some good chuckles out of him too as he realized where I was going with my line of questioning. My drop outs can be edited out but my image is blurry and stutters - looks like a bad connection. I blame merc-n-retro again. My image looks like crap but viewers will be looking at Daniel so it doesn’t matter. The dude models skin care products for L’Oréal at Cannes so who would even bother looking at me? Never mind what I said before. All azns do NOT look alike. 

I also appear to be talking only out of the left side of my mouth. How long has that been going on? Bell’s palsy? Micro stroke? I think it’s residual tension from my TMJ. As if I wasn’t asymmetrical enough already. Dang. Also my hair is digressing into a Mao hairdo again, even more exacerbated by ever receding hairline. I gotta go back to donning kids again. Or maybe take on yet another nickname as the chairman.