Stro

[Drunk Monk]

Do I roll the dice or not? Decisions. Decisions.

Don't roll those dice until the croupier says so. 

My dad was a craps player. He once took me on a father/son trip to Reno to teach me the game. It was just us and I didn't really understand it at the time. We won like $500+ on the first day but put it all back the next day. For years, I fancied myself a craps player but I never won. At one point, and I don't even remember where this was but for some reason I think it was downtown Vegas, I was so drunk that I threw the dice and hit the croupier. I can still see his eye-roll reaction. I quit playing craps after that. 

Also, Greg, you need to see this: http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...p?tid=5282