Rest in power Brother Dan

[Drunk Monk]

A large Halloween skull appeared in my room, one of those paper cutout ones that you hang in your window on Halloween. It's about a foot tall, a grinning cartoonish skull.  It was on the floor, in the corner where I usually dump my briefcase.

I'm sure Stacy put it there.  She probably found it around the neighborhood or something.  I texted her a pic and she replied with an innocent '?'  

24 years of marriage now and you'd think I'd've learned but she can still prank me better than anyone.  It was even worse when she and Tara used to gang up on me. Once they buttered the door handle so when I came home from some show, I couldn't get a good grip purchase to open the damn door.