11-07-2018, 05:55 PM
Speaking of monkeys, I'm thinking of founding a new national pastime: The Running of the Nose.
Loosely inspired by Spain's Running of the Bulls, it would be held in December, or maybe January. Anyway, at the height of flu season. In some designated city (perhaps to be rotated on a yearly basis), a stockade is opened to release flu-infected people. They are not afforded tissues or handkerchiefs or other similar items -- thus the name of the event. Strapped to their temples are huge hypodermics filled with flu vaccine.
Meanwhile, another stockade is opened, releasing people into into their path who have not yet gotten the flu shot.
As Sherlock might say, the game is afoot.
Patents and licensing in the works.
Loosely inspired by Spain's Running of the Bulls, it would be held in December, or maybe January. Anyway, at the height of flu season. In some designated city (perhaps to be rotated on a yearly basis), a stockade is opened to release flu-infected people. They are not afforded tissues or handkerchiefs or other similar items -- thus the name of the event. Strapped to their temples are huge hypodermics filled with flu vaccine.
Meanwhile, another stockade is opened, releasing people into into their path who have not yet gotten the flu shot.
As Sherlock might say, the game is afoot.
Patents and licensing in the works.
I'm nobody's pony.