Remakes, come-backs, and spin-offs

[Drunk Monk]

I even read Martin Caiden’s books and had that weird action figure where you could look through Steve Austin’s head and see red out his bionic eye. The Bionic Woman bigger the crap out of me (Lee Majors singing was a catastrophe) but I made my peace with her later. There was also an episode that had the exact same script about being stranded on an island and having to cut wires out of their bionic fingers to cauterize a wound. The bionic dog was dumb. But nothing beats the astounding dumbness of the bionic Yeti, played by Lurch no less.

Wow, more flashbacks. I think I’m in some sort of time loop now.