Well, it looked really good. And it started off really well. But then not so much.
Basically there's a thing the hero has to get in order to save the thing and his girl is in danger and there's lots of things happening. And Rihanna is an alien who can shape shift but mostly into sexy versions of herself. And Valerian seemed to be doing a Keanu Reeves impersonation the entire time.
And in the end there is a big speech about love and diversity and the whole galaxy or planet is saved from the evil machinations of the bad guy. And Valerian and his girl go off to be married despite the fact they seemed to have no chemistry whatsoever.
But it looked good. It seemed to have a lot of the same story arc as The Fifth Element.
Basically there's a thing the hero has to get in order to save the thing and his girl is in danger and there's lots of things happening. And Rihanna is an alien who can shape shift but mostly into sexy versions of herself. And Valerian seemed to be doing a Keanu Reeves impersonation the entire time.
And in the end there is a big speech about love and diversity and the whole galaxy or planet is saved from the evil machinations of the bad guy. And Valerian and his girl go off to be married despite the fact they seemed to have no chemistry whatsoever.
But it looked good. It seemed to have a lot of the same story arc as The Fifth Element.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm