11-30-2017, 07:48 AM
Okay, Sure. DM pretends to be on the prestigious business trip to Ireland where he gets to hang out with beautiful actresses and pound Guinnesses, but I'm the one really going places.
Today I head out to the middle of Florida. And as we all know the middle of Florida is the best part of Florida because there is nothing there. Nothing. And I get to interview two old men with questionable memories and a woman who accused me of writing questions that would better fit in the District Attorney's office. So, I have that going for me.
But that doesn't end the trip. No sirree, Bob. I then get to fly to Texas. Or as the DM prefers TEXASS . It's going to be great because on one of the days in Texas, I'm driving to Louisiana.
I really need to talk to my travel planner.
Suck it, Dublin.
Today I head out to the middle of Florida. And as we all know the middle of Florida is the best part of Florida because there is nothing there. Nothing. And I get to interview two old men with questionable memories and a woman who accused me of writing questions that would better fit in the District Attorney's office. So, I have that going for me.
But that doesn't end the trip. No sirree, Bob. I then get to fly to Texas. Or as the DM prefers TEXASS . It's going to be great because on one of the days in Texas, I'm driving to Louisiana.
I really need to talk to my travel planner.
Suck it, Dublin.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm