06-22-2017, 08:13 PM
Scene: Bedroom Night.
After a long fruitless hike to photograph the Rome Panorama, Greg returns to his bedroom. As he looks down upon his pillow, he notices something odd.
Greg: What is that bright red blotch on my pillow?
Greg scratches at the blotch.
Greg: Hey, that's blood! Why is their blood on my pillow?
Greg blames the maid, as you do. He flips the pillow over and decides to talk to management about it in the morning.
Scene: Bathroom, the next day
Bleary eyed, Greg prepares to shave, but he notices something odd in his reflection in the mirror.
Greg: Hey, what is all that black stuff in my ear? Hey, that's dried blood! Why is my ear full of dried blood?
And, scene!
After a long fruitless hike to photograph the Rome Panorama, Greg returns to his bedroom. As he looks down upon his pillow, he notices something odd.
Greg: What is that bright red blotch on my pillow?
Greg scratches at the blotch.
Greg: Hey, that's blood! Why is their blood on my pillow?
Greg blames the maid, as you do. He flips the pillow over and decides to talk to management about it in the morning.
Scene: Bathroom, the next day
Bleary eyed, Greg prepares to shave, but he notices something odd in his reflection in the mirror.
Greg: Hey, what is all that black stuff in my ear? Hey, that's dried blood! Why is my ear full of dried blood?
And, scene!
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm