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03-20-2017, 04:33 PM

There are cops and security on set. Besides I'm with Bad Ass/Machete and the Redeemer. Plus Crystal Santos who turns out to be this crazy gung ho double-jointed bullwhip master. And we got some wicked weaponry...an 8 ft ballista even. The set is just the kind of rundown warehouse perfect for a Kung fu finale fight. After lunch, I was chatting with the dummy master who was explaining how he fills a dummy skull with blood for maximum sangiunosity.

I feel safe here.

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EL REY - by Drunk Monk - 02-28-2017, 01:17 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-28-2017, 10:43 PM

No need to tell... - by cranefly - 03-01-2017, 10:29 AM

not quite - by Drunk Monk - 03-01-2017, 01:25 PM

I might be the sidekick - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2017, 10:40 PM

update - by Drunk Monk - 03-07-2017, 01:14 PM

Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! - by cranefly - 03-07-2017, 01:30 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-07-2017, 02:07 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-07-2017, 09:40 PM

the suspense - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 10:44 AM

Hollywood - by Drunk Monk - 03-09-2017, 12:51 PM

Advice from Nowhere - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 01:10 PM

Used and abused - by Drunk Monk - 03-09-2017, 10:43 PM

RE: EL REY - by cranefly - 03-09-2017, 11:57 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-11-2017, 01:20 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-11-2017, 06:39 AM

And the amoral of this story is.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-11-2017, 09:32 AM

WTF? A week to train? - by cranefly - 03-11-2017, 10:43 AM

It's not so bad.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-11-2017, 01:33 PM

Making the cut - by Drunk Monk - 03-12-2017, 07:54 PM

Journey to the South - by cranefly - 03-17-2017, 09:39 AM

The reveal... - by Drunk Monk - 03-17-2017, 03:01 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-17-2017, 03:35 PM

Arming up for man at arms - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 08:52 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-18-2017, 10:07 AM

Horoscope reading - by cranefly - 03-18-2017, 10:53 AM

Thanks I think - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 01:12 PM

Getting in the zone - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 03:22 PM

Research offer - by cranefly - 03-18-2017, 09:08 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-18-2017, 09:36 PM

Thanks brothers - by Drunk Monk - 03-18-2017, 11:19 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-19-2017, 07:53 AM

Good advice. Wouldn't want to be grabbed. - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 12:56 PM

Wow, harder to pin down than I thought - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 01:24 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-19-2017, 02:25 PM

Wind fire wheels - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 03:16 PM

Your Kung Fu... is very good - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 04:47 PM

Lu Bu wields ji - by cranefly - 03-19-2017, 08:47 PM

Lu Bu - by Drunk Monk - 03-19-2017, 09:00 PM

One more - by cranefly - 03-20-2017, 01:10 AM

Cranefly - I think that's 5 element ninja retitled. - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 11:58 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-20-2017, 03:03 PM

Gambling? - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 04:33 PM

Day one done - by Drunk Monk - 03-20-2017, 09:38 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-20-2017, 11:23 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-21-2017, 07:06 AM

Armpit amenities - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 02:06 PM

I'm so tired - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 10:34 PM

Damn - by Drunk Monk - 03-21-2017, 11:39 PM

Chill day - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2017, 04:29 PM

Ahhh, prophecy... - by cranefly - 03-22-2017, 11:32 PM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 03-23-2017, 12:11 AM

This old house? - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 05:41 AM

Ew - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 08:39 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-23-2017, 09:56 AM

Maybe you did... - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 11:18 AM

Fuck - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 05:01 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-23-2017, 11:04 PM

Crap. More drunk chicks. - by Drunk Monk - 03-23-2017, 11:13 PM

Just one more test.... - by Drunk Monk - 03-24-2017, 02:28 PM

Stay sharp - by Drunk Monk - 03-24-2017, 07:21 PM

Weekend epilogue - by Drunk Monk - 03-25-2017, 06:00 PM

My friend Sal! - by Greg - 03-26-2017, 10:02 AM

Tell ya about Sal later... - by Drunk Monk - 03-28-2017, 07:57 PM

Sal story coming soon - by Drunk Monk - 03-28-2017, 10:34 PM

wha happened? - by Drunk Monk - 03-31-2017, 12:22 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 03-31-2017, 04:57 PM

interview... - by Drunk Monk - 04-11-2017, 03:34 PM

You better not have made this all up! - by cranefly - 03-31-2017, 07:53 PM

I still have the hair tie. It must've happened. - by Drunk Monk - 04-01-2017, 02:47 PM

Sunday - by Drunk Monk - 04-02-2017, 06:42 PM

Maybe it wasn't a dream... - by Drunk Monk - 04-03-2017, 05:14 PM

Not to sink your boat, but... - by cranefly - 04-03-2017, 08:42 PM

Way to harsh my buzz - by Drunk Monk - 04-03-2017, 09:20 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-04-2017, 08:20 AM

Good to know - by Drunk Monk - 04-04-2017, 08:26 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-04-2017, 09:25 PM

lat night... - by Drunk Monk - 04-05-2017, 10:52 AM

Sneak peek - by Drunk Monk - 04-06-2017, 02:07 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-06-2017, 02:35 PM

We all need EL REY - by cranefly - 04-06-2017, 03:25 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-07-2017, 08:33 AM

I RIDE WITH...oh you know... - by Drunk Monk - 04-07-2017, 11:12 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-08-2017, 12:21 AM

Slung - by Drunk Monk - 04-08-2017, 03:50 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-09-2017, 09:15 PM

RE: EL REY - by El Dingo - 04-12-2017, 06:27 PM

Thanks for the offer - by Drunk Monk - 04-12-2017, 07:34 PM

too soon - by Drunk Monk - 04-13-2017, 02:14 PM

Not - by Drunk Monk - 04-13-2017, 05:49 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-14-2017, 06:14 AM

teats! - by Drunk Monk - 04-19-2017, 09:01 AM

Feh - by Greg - 04-19-2017, 09:14 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-19-2017, 11:56 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 04-20-2017, 05:37 AM

Ich spreche kein deutsch - by Drunk Monk - 04-24-2017, 07:38 AM

Glass teat - by Greg - 04-24-2017, 08:20 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-25-2017, 09:55 PM

merc-in-retro - by Drunk Monk - 04-26-2017, 02:38 PM

I'm on TV! - by Drunk Monk - 05-01-2017, 11:37 PM

Only caught a bit of it - by Drunk Monk - 05-02-2017, 10:28 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-02-2017, 10:35 AM

Ikr? - by Drunk Monk - 05-02-2017, 11:27 AM

It's okay, Tingle Palms - by Greg - 05-02-2017, 02:12 PM

vids - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 11:30 AM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-08-2017, 11:45 AM

You are just asking for it, brother. - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 02:56 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 05-08-2017, 03:27 PM

Kiltro last night - by cranefly - 05-08-2017, 04:49 PM

Zaror - by Drunk Monk - 05-08-2017, 06:42 PM

So many promo ads - by Drunk Monk - 05-14-2017, 10:43 PM

Nickel & dime & a fiver. - by Drunk Monk - 05-15-2017, 05:38 PM

Doubly seeing red - by cranefly - 05-15-2017, 06:31 PM

Meanwhile - by Drunk Monk - 05-21-2017, 02:37 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 05-21-2017, 10:57 AM

I know, right? - by Drunk Monk - 05-21-2017, 05:35 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 05-21-2017, 11:06 PM

What's next for DM - by cranefly - 05-23-2017, 03:57 PM

Damnnnnnnn - by Drunk Monk - 05-23-2017, 09:11 PM

T - 3 days - by Drunk Monk - 06-05-2017, 11:18 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-05-2017, 11:28 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 06-06-2017, 05:37 AM

I want to create a Chamber. Oh and what would that be? - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2017, 02:28 PM

Cut? - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2017, 05:13 PM

Finally mounted up, but had to use a step-stool due to bad hips - by cranefly - 06-07-2017, 09:24 AM

Tomorrow - by Drunk Monk - 06-07-2017, 10:55 AM

So ready - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 03:50 PM

So far... - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 05:26 PM

RE: So far... - by lady_cranefly - 06-08-2017, 08:41 PM

Looking good - by cranefly - 06-08-2017, 06:17 PM

I know, right? - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 07:10 PM

Wind and Fire Wheels of death - by cranefly - 06-08-2017, 07:55 PM

Tomorrow - by Drunk Monk - 06-14-2017, 10:28 PM

My voice - by Drunk Monk - 06-08-2017, 09:06 PM

RAAAASSSSPPPY! - by Greg - 06-09-2017, 06:28 AM

RE: EL REY - by Drunk Monk - 06-10-2017, 12:38 AM

Wonder Woman without a whip - by cranefly - 06-15-2017, 12:10 AM

Skipping 2 and 3 - by Greg - 06-16-2017, 02:40 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-16-2017, 11:09 PM

Saw Ep 2 - by cranefly - 06-16-2017, 11:17 PM

Killing me smalls! - by Drunk Monk - 06-29-2017, 09:43 PM

RE: Killing me smalls! - by lady_cranefly - 06-29-2017, 11:28 PM

Chris - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 08:29 AM

Slung - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 09:50 AM

the ballista - by cranefly - 06-30-2017, 09:56 AM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 06-30-2017, 10:33 AM

Point taken - by Drunk Monk - 06-30-2017, 11:26 AM

Prudent - by Drunk Monk - 07-01-2017, 07:27 AM

Happy 4th! - by Drunk Monk - 07-04-2017, 02:05 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 07-06-2017, 06:51 PM

U haven't been boned, until you've been legboned - by Drunk Monk - 07-06-2017, 07:10 PM

RE: EL REY - by Greg - 07-07-2017, 04:37 AM

a euphemism - by Drunk Monk - 07-07-2017, 07:59 AM

penultimate episode - by Drunk Monk - 07-18-2017, 11:36 AM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 07-21-2017, 11:16 AM

You gave Marko the perfect set-up, but he didn't bite - by cranefly - 07-21-2017, 11:52 AM

legends - by Drunk Monk - 07-21-2017, 12:42 PM

Belatedly saw final episode - by cranefly - 07-30-2017, 10:59 PM

RE: EL REY - by lady_cranefly - 07-30-2017, 11:16 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 07-31-2017, 09:52 AM

finale - by Drunk Monk - 07-31-2017, 02:35 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-01-2017, 12:29 AM

Finally the finale - by Drunk Monk - 08-01-2017, 10:49 PM

That must have been a lot of blowing - by Greg - 08-07-2017, 08:29 AM

Word on the streets... - by Drunk Monk - 08-19-2017, 05:02 PM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-19-2017, 09:22 PM

Trejo touch! - by Drunk Monk - 08-20-2017, 09:13 AM

More time in exciting Commerce! - by Greg - 08-20-2017, 09:34 AM

flippin' out - by cranefly - 08-20-2017, 10:09 AM

RE: EL REY - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-20-2017, 12:14 PM

Mustache rides? - by Drunk Monk - 08-20-2017, 01:26 PM

Weapons I'd feel honored to be killed by - by cranefly - 10-07-2017, 05:53 PM

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