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The Last Captain
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As I noted before, I went out with my Lynch cousins on Saturday night to the monstrosity of a Chinese restaurant that is Kowloon.

As is usual at these occasions, we swap stories of our fathers. My cousin David, who is closest to my age of Uncle's children, told a story that brought joy to my heart. I think it was supposed to be a horror story but I never saw it. My cousins children know how exciting these evenings can be for non Lynch's. David's son Kevin, although desperate for Chinese food after two weeks of working for Habitat for Humanity, decided to stay at home rather than be the only sub-thirty year old there.

To give some context, my Uncle Jim Lynch was in the military his whole life. He eventually attained the rank of Brigadier General in the Massachusetts National Guard. Most of the stories about him reveal how strict he was. Unless they are stories told by my father, then he is the fuck-up that burned down the family home.

David tells the stories of how arduous were the family vacations up to Canada. Uncle Jimmy made strict time table of when they were going to leave, how far they were going to travel each day, and when they were going to eat. They packed the car the night before and had drills about getting into the car. The family was made to pack an over night bag in addition to their main bag. If they needed something from the main bag on the first night's stop, they were SOL. 

David talked about a stop at a picnic area that was referred to as Bugville or Bug Town. When David mentioned the name at dinner, the other siblings visibly cringed. It was called Bugville because the bugs were so thick they could barely eat their lunch between swatting at the flies. David was of the opinion that Uncle Jimmy chose this spot because no one wanted to sit there very long. This meant the time wasted on the stop was kept to a minimum.

I think I was supposed to cringe at the in-humaneness of my Uncle Jimmy. But all I could hear was plans and schedules and being in the car on time and only felt admiration for my Uncle. I don't know what these people were bitching about. I would have loved to have been on that trip.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm

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The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-11-2016, 08:30 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 06-11-2016, 11:46 AM
congrats! - by Drunk Monk - 06-13-2016, 09:47 AM
FLASHBACK - by Greg - 06-13-2016, 11:08 AM
Hotels.com is your friend - by Greg - 06-14-2016, 11:31 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by thatguy - 06-14-2016, 01:33 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-14-2016, 02:58 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-18-2016, 05:44 PM
DAY ONE - by Greg - 06-20-2016, 06:21 AM
Day One Done! - by Greg - 06-20-2016, 08:37 PM
Face Palm - by Greg - 06-20-2016, 08:41 PM
Day the 2nd! - by Greg - 06-21-2016, 07:15 AM
tweaker - by Drunk Monk - 06-21-2016, 10:55 AM
Oooopsy - by Greg - 06-22-2016, 06:49 AM
apocalypse now - by cranefly - 06-22-2016, 12:53 PM
kray kray - by Greg - 06-22-2016, 03:18 PM
Happy 2 pay - by Drunk Monk - 06-22-2016, 05:34 PM
I wish - by Greg - 06-23-2016, 08:29 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 06-24-2016, 11:52 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-24-2016, 12:56 PM
Oopsy - by Greg - 06-24-2016, 01:23 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 06-24-2016, 01:31 PM
Drone Envy - by Greg - 06-25-2016, 06:54 PM
Nice shot - by Drunk Monk - 06-25-2016, 08:28 PM
Very nice shot - by cranefly - 06-26-2016, 01:04 AM
You two aren't helping - by Greg - 06-26-2016, 08:24 AM
Heinz time. Let's catch up - by Greg - 07-08-2016, 05:44 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 07-09-2016, 06:00 AM
Time for the Hungarian Hijacker - by Greg - 07-12-2016, 07:36 AM
Just so you know... - by cranefly - 07-12-2016, 02:56 PM
Tuscon Blows - by Greg - 07-15-2016, 07:44 PM
I'm a psychic - by Greg - 07-15-2016, 07:48 PM
You're in the zone - by Drunk Monk - 07-15-2016, 10:53 PM
WTF? - by Greg - 07-16-2016, 05:02 PM
Stepped on my dick - by Greg - 07-16-2016, 05:18 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 07-16-2016, 10:30 PM
Welcome to Shreveport! - by Greg - 07-18-2016, 04:35 AM
Heat and Humidity - by Greg - 07-19-2016, 03:33 AM
Two Days of Driving - by Greg - 07-21-2016, 02:52 AM
Never leave the Freeway - by Greg - 07-23-2016, 02:45 AM
Boom Crash - by Greg - 07-25-2016, 02:42 AM
I'm pooped - by Greg - 07-28-2016, 04:41 AM
Deja Vu again - by Greg - 07-28-2016, 01:04 PM
RE: Deja Vu again - by thatguy - 07-28-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 07-28-2016, 06:11 PM
More whining, because Greg is a whiner - by Greg - 07-29-2016, 02:53 AM
Travel Day - by Greg - 07-29-2016, 03:18 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by El Dingo - 07-29-2016, 11:52 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 07-29-2016, 12:28 PM
quit yer whining - by Drunk Monk - 07-29-2016, 04:03 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 07-29-2016, 04:24 PM
Grasshuffer - by Drunk Monk - 07-29-2016, 11:16 PM
Beacon Street - by Greg - 08-02-2016, 03:17 AM
Short Story - by Greg - 08-03-2016, 02:55 AM
Road Hypnosis - by Greg - 08-04-2016, 02:56 AM
Hippocrite Greg! - by Greg - 08-11-2016, 03:34 PM
Ow - by Drunk Monk - 08-11-2016, 06:36 PM
My house in Budapest - by Greg - 08-12-2016, 07:25 PM
The Double Post - by Greg - 08-13-2016, 07:42 PM
A less exasperating day - by Greg - 08-14-2016, 08:44 PM
Budapest is winning - by Greg - 08-15-2016, 05:42 PM
Monday sucks - by Greg - 08-15-2016, 07:03 PM
Slacker Central - by Greg - 08-21-2016, 08:46 PM
Awh, crap... - by cranefly - 08-21-2016, 10:11 PM
Hey! - by Greg - 08-21-2016, 10:43 PM
Come on, brain, remember the bits - by Greg - 08-22-2016, 12:15 AM
Write - by cranefly - 08-22-2016, 12:21 AM
Do something about it? Crazy talk! - by Greg - 08-22-2016, 12:35 AM
Keep plugging Greg! - by Drunk Monk - 08-22-2016, 09:35 AM
Brain pwer - by Greg - 08-25-2016, 10:22 PM
Toronto Blues - by Greg - 08-27-2016, 03:40 PM
radar screen shows nothing - by cranefly - 08-28-2016, 12:23 PM
Better than nothing. - by Greg - 08-29-2016, 11:12 AM
Your hovercraft - by Drunk Monk - 08-29-2016, 08:13 PM
The CF dose - by Greg - 08-30-2016, 09:06 AM
Another? Already? - by Greg - 08-30-2016, 02:39 PM
My nipples explode with delight! - by Drunk Monk - 08-30-2016, 03:40 PM
That's a bit personal - by Greg - 08-30-2016, 03:51 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by thatguy - 08-30-2016, 04:37 PM
Tg it - by Drunk Monk - 08-30-2016, 06:15 PM
Thanks for the tip, TQ! - by Greg - 08-31-2016, 11:29 AM
The Big on for St. Istvan's Day. - by Greg - 09-01-2016, 02:31 PM
Time for a quickie! - by Greg - 09-01-2016, 04:17 PM
Things fall apart. It's scientific - by Greg - 09-02-2016, 08:48 AM
the sky is crying - by Drunk Monk - 09-02-2016, 11:23 AM
Well, when you put it that way. - by Greg - 09-02-2016, 11:40 AM
The train keeps rolling - by Greg - 09-02-2016, 02:18 PM
Things fall apart - by Greg - 09-02-2016, 04:16 PM
Ew - by Drunk Monk - 09-02-2016, 04:37 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 09-05-2016, 09:12 PM
I'm going with the Magyar Mung! - by Greg - 09-06-2016, 06:19 AM
Extra Primo Good! - by Greg - 09-06-2016, 02:03 PM
cool pix - by Drunk Monk - 09-06-2016, 03:01 PM
Almost done with Hungary - by Greg - 09-07-2016, 08:03 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by thatguy - 10-18-2016, 07:48 PM
The First Rough Cut - by Greg - 12-02-2016, 09:13 AM
Let's talk about me, baby - by Greg - 01-05-2017, 10:55 AM
You realize... - by cranefly - 01-05-2017, 02:32 PM
CUT! - by Drunk Monk - 01-05-2017, 02:45 PM
Hahahaha! Too good. You funny. - by Greg - 01-05-2017, 03:11 PM
Not so much - by Greg - 01-06-2017, 07:09 AM
holy crap - by cranefly - 01-06-2017, 11:11 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 01-06-2017, 11:20 AM
shiver me skewers - by cranefly - 01-06-2017, 02:22 PM
Tuesday Update - by Greg - 01-17-2017, 03:48 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 01-17-2017, 08:47 PM
At Greg's house? - by cranefly - 01-17-2017, 09:05 PM
Can we drop acid? - by Drunk Monk - 01-17-2017, 10:31 PM
Venue? - by cranefly - 01-18-2017, 09:01 AM
Something cart something horse - by Greg - 01-18-2017, 10:14 AM
Insanity is my gene pool - by Greg - 01-18-2017, 11:19 AM
No screening this time - by Greg - 02-13-2017, 10:47 AM
Save the Date! Or not - by Greg - 02-26-2017, 02:24 PM
so... - by Drunk Monk - 02-27-2017, 11:29 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-27-2017, 11:57 AM
PIZZA & BEER! - by Drunk Monk - 02-27-2017, 02:14 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-27-2017, 02:26 PM
If I can get away... - by Drunk Monk - 02-28-2017, 10:13 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-28-2017, 10:40 PM
Looking forward to see you all - by Greg - 03-05-2017, 12:21 PM
Chinatown - by Drunk Monk - 03-05-2017, 02:56 PM
A little sphincter pucker - by Greg - 03-12-2017, 11:16 AM
Looking good so far - by Drunk Monk - 03-12-2017, 01:13 PM
5 stars - by Drunk Monk - 03-12-2017, 07:50 PM
Somebody made a trailer! - by Greg - 03-14-2017, 04:35 PM
Update biotches - by Greg - 05-04-2017, 02:46 PM
Double hurray! - by cranefly - 05-04-2017, 05:00 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 05-04-2017, 05:55 PM
So Close - by Greg - 06-01-2017, 03:46 PM
Bummer - by Drunk Monk - 06-02-2017, 05:08 PM
Fired up - by Greg - 06-03-2017, 10:19 AM
Feel ya - by Drunk Monk - 06-03-2017, 11:30 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-06-2017, 01:23 PM
just get cranky - by Drunk Monk - 06-06-2017, 02:27 PM
Always - by Greg - 06-06-2017, 03:02 PM
Be colder than the vacuum - by cranefly - 06-06-2017, 03:28 PM
typing typing typing - by Greg - 06-16-2017, 02:44 PM
the ultimate digression - by cranefly - 06-16-2017, 03:43 PM
Holding the cards close? Moi? - by Greg - 06-16-2017, 03:47 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 06-16-2017, 11:14 PM
Ditto - by Drunk Monk - 06-18-2017, 02:03 PM
Update - by Greg - 08-10-2017, 04:11 PM
Hah! - by cranefly - 08-10-2017, 04:32 PM
Woo-fucking-hoo - by Greg - 08-17-2017, 09:52 AM
Woo hoo! - by Drunk Monk - 08-17-2017, 10:13 AM
Nice - by cranefly - 08-17-2017, 10:14 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by El Dingo - 08-18-2017, 10:58 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 08-18-2017, 11:19 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 08-19-2017, 05:55 AM
Closer - by Greg - 08-23-2017, 11:20 AM
last time for the last capt - by Drunk Monk - 08-23-2017, 12:16 PM
Fin - by Greg - 08-23-2017, 03:46 PM
Yay! - by Drunk Monk - 08-23-2017, 05:02 PM
Trailer - by Drunk Monk - 08-24-2017, 12:22 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 08-24-2017, 12:40 PM
Ha - by Drunk Monk - 08-24-2017, 05:21 PM
And go - by Greg - 08-30-2017, 08:16 AM
Awesome! - by Drunk Monk - 08-30-2017, 09:25 AM
Sigh - by Greg - 08-30-2017, 09:47 AM
ack - by Drunk Monk - 08-30-2017, 10:53 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 08-30-2017, 11:07 AM
crap - by cranefly - 08-30-2017, 12:11 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 08-30-2017, 02:29 PM
Onward Christian soldiers - by Greg - 08-30-2017, 02:48 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-29-2017, 03:44 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by El Dingo - 10-03-2017, 06:35 PM
Wait.... - by Drunk Monk - 10-03-2017, 06:40 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 10-03-2017, 07:49 PM
The Truth - by Greg - 10-03-2017, 08:18 PM
This happened - by Greg - 10-08-2017, 06:57 PM
Marquee! - by Drunk Monk - 10-08-2017, 07:41 PM
Ditto - by cranefly - 10-08-2017, 08:38 PM
Review away! - by Greg - 10-09-2017, 06:33 AM
Greg X 3 - by Drunk Monk - 10-09-2017, 09:22 AM
I'm not greedy - by Greg - 10-09-2017, 09:27 AM
woah - by Drunk Monk - 10-09-2017, 02:40 PM
Chain Jerking - by Greg - 12-08-2017, 11:43 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-08-2017, 11:47 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-08-2017, 11:57 AM
Happy Dance - by Greg - 06-04-2018, 08:18 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-04-2018, 09:25 AM
Ah, depression - by Greg - 06-04-2018, 11:27 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 06-04-2018, 11:52 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 06-04-2018, 12:15 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 06-04-2018, 12:28 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 08-31-2018, 02:15 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2018, 09:23 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 09-01-2018, 11:20 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-05-2018, 07:45 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 05:55 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 09:27 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2018, 09:36 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 10:38 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2018, 10:41 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 10:57 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2018, 01:33 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 04:14 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-11-2018, 05:36 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 09-11-2018, 06:08 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-11-2018, 06:14 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-14-2018, 08:31 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-14-2018, 08:39 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-17-2018, 06:56 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-17-2018, 09:27 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-17-2018, 09:31 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-17-2018, 09:32 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-17-2018, 09:49 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 09-17-2018, 10:10 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-17-2018, 02:21 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-17-2018, 07:28 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-19-2018, 02:08 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-19-2018, 02:10 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 09-20-2018, 06:34 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-21-2018, 06:19 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 09-21-2018, 08:56 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-21-2018, 09:03 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-21-2018, 09:25 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-21-2018, 10:32 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 09-21-2018, 02:23 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-25-2018, 09:03 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 09-28-2018, 01:00 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-05-2018, 09:24 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-11-2018, 03:50 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-11-2018, 06:59 PM
The Mr. and Mrs. Smith Knife! - by Greg - 12-19-2018, 11:32 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-19-2018, 11:45 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 12-19-2018, 03:51 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-19-2018, 03:58 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 01-04-2019, 09:22 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-22-2019, 10:13 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2019, 10:28 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-22-2019, 10:44 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2019, 10:56 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-22-2019, 01:17 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2019, 02:46 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-22-2019, 02:58 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2019, 03:05 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-22-2019, 03:29 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 03-22-2019, 03:44 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 03-28-2019, 04:01 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by thatguy - 03-29-2019, 12:32 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-30-2019, 12:11 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by thatguy - 04-02-2019, 10:44 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 11-27-2019, 06:17 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 11-27-2019, 07:17 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 11-27-2019, 07:49 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 11-27-2019, 07:59 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-22-2019, 08:18 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-22-2019, 08:39 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-22-2019, 08:45 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-22-2019, 10:11 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 12-22-2019, 10:49 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 12-22-2019, 12:41 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 12-22-2019, 11:31 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-13-2020, 06:14 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-13-2020, 10:31 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-13-2020, 10:57 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 02-13-2020, 12:41 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-13-2020, 02:29 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 02-13-2020, 02:45 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-13-2020, 06:05 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 02-13-2020, 06:24 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 02-13-2020, 07:22 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 04-02-2020, 01:33 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 04-02-2020, 04:09 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 05-18-2020, 07:34 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 05-18-2020, 07:38 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 05-18-2020, 07:54 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by Dr. Ivor Yeti - 05-18-2020, 09:46 AM
RE: The Last Captain - by cranefly - 05-18-2020, 12:11 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 10-23-2020, 03:31 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Drunk Monk - 10-23-2020, 04:18 PM
RE: The Last Captain - by Greg - 10-25-2020, 07:25 AM

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