05-24-2006, 07:51 AM
I checked my garden again this morning. There were another 15 or so flexible girls in my beer traps. I rounded them up and packed them into my Prius and headed for the Society for Providing Flexible Girls with Backbones.
I should have put them in a cage, because they were all over the car. It's a wonder I didn't have an accident. Then, when I got to the Society for Providing Flexible Girls with Backbones, wouldn't you know it. There was a line of 30 cars. It's that time of year, you know.
Anyway, while waiting, I played Twister with the flexible girls. That turned out to be a big mistake. I mean, there's no way you can win. Still, it did have its sensual elements. The problem is, I just never could let go of the knowledge that they had eaten all my zucchini plants.
Flexible girls didn't use to be a problem. It's all drunk monk's fault. Him and his vegetarian preachings. Back in my day, flexible girls stayed where they belonged: out in the fields with the cows, in the coops with the chickens, in the pens with the hogs. But not anymore. Because of drunk monk and his evil ideas, I have to deal with flexible girls every morning.
Every. Single. Morning.
--cranefly
I should have put them in a cage, because they were all over the car. It's a wonder I didn't have an accident. Then, when I got to the Society for Providing Flexible Girls with Backbones, wouldn't you know it. There was a line of 30 cars. It's that time of year, you know.
Anyway, while waiting, I played Twister with the flexible girls. That turned out to be a big mistake. I mean, there's no way you can win. Still, it did have its sensual elements. The problem is, I just never could let go of the knowledge that they had eaten all my zucchini plants.
Flexible girls didn't use to be a problem. It's all drunk monk's fault. Him and his vegetarian preachings. Back in my day, flexible girls stayed where they belonged: out in the fields with the cows, in the coops with the chickens, in the pens with the hogs. But not anymore. Because of drunk monk and his evil ideas, I have to deal with flexible girls every morning.
Every. Single. Morning.
--cranefly
I'm nobody's pony.