01-26-2015, 10:24 AM
Lady Ninja Kaede 2 (2009)
Remember when porn had plots? Now it's just fucking shots. Well, this is porn light (just toplessness), Japanese style. It opens with a close up shot of Lady Ninja Kaede's breasts in a fishnet jog bra. What is up with lady ninja's and fishnets? I've never got that. Lady Ninja Kaede gets cursed with a swirly-painted glitter dildo made from the penises (peni?) of three villains who now have black holes where their peni used to be. She is cursed to chronic masturbation with the dildo and must find and fuck all three villains to break the curse. I made it to the first villain and bailed.
Gunday (2014)
Okay, this starts with the poster.
![[Image: gunday.jpg]](http://www.boxoffice18.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gunday.jpg)
On Netflix, even with my widescreen, the icons aren't as clear, and I kept reading it as Gun Day. I thought that was an intriguing title. They got guns. No one I know is in it. But it turns out it's the Indian name Gunday. It's about some orphan boys who escape a refugee camp in Bangledesh and steal coal for a living. I got to when they became adults and bailed.
Remember when porn had plots? Now it's just fucking shots. Well, this is porn light (just toplessness), Japanese style. It opens with a close up shot of Lady Ninja Kaede's breasts in a fishnet jog bra. What is up with lady ninja's and fishnets? I've never got that. Lady Ninja Kaede gets cursed with a swirly-painted glitter dildo made from the penises (peni?) of three villains who now have black holes where their peni used to be. She is cursed to chronic masturbation with the dildo and must find and fuck all three villains to break the curse. I made it to the first villain and bailed.
Gunday (2014)
Okay, this starts with the poster.
On Netflix, even with my widescreen, the icons aren't as clear, and I kept reading it as Gun Day. I thought that was an intriguing title. They got guns. No one I know is in it. But it turns out it's the Indian name Gunday. It's about some orphan boys who escape a refugee camp in Bangledesh and steal coal for a living. I got to when they became adults and bailed.
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