01-08-2015, 11:30 AM
Maybe someday I'll finish watching these. Probably not.
I'll start:
Mercenaries (2014) Netflix
This stars a bunch of has-been female actions stars - Cynthia Rothrock, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Brigitte Nielsen. I thought it would be like what Expendabelles was projected to be. Turns out old female action stars aren't nearly as funny as old male action stars. I couldn't even get to the beginning of the mission. :vom:
Bushido Man (2013) Netflix
We did a BRD giveaway for this but I didn't watch it because I'm not BRD capable. Now it's netflixable. It's like seven fight scenes, marginally strung together by a minimalistic plot. You'd think I'd like that. It's like modern porn - just the money shots, if you will. I have a Kung Fu younger brother that never watches martial arts films but never watches the plot - he only fast forwards to the action. I think I got through half of the fights until I got bored.
I'll start:
Mercenaries (2014) Netflix
This stars a bunch of has-been female actions stars - Cynthia Rothrock, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Brigitte Nielsen. I thought it would be like what Expendabelles was projected to be. Turns out old female action stars aren't nearly as funny as old male action stars. I couldn't even get to the beginning of the mission. :vom:
Bushido Man (2013) Netflix
We did a BRD giveaway for this but I didn't watch it because I'm not BRD capable. Now it's netflixable. It's like seven fight scenes, marginally strung together by a minimalistic plot. You'd think I'd like that. It's like modern porn - just the money shots, if you will. I have a Kung Fu younger brother that never watches martial arts films but never watches the plot - he only fast forwards to the action. I think I got through half of the fights until I got bored.
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