My job is really weird sometimes...

[Drunk Monk]

Over Chinese New Years, some of the warehouses blew off some huge strings of firecrackers this year. The funny thing is there's nothing out here but tracts of cement warehouses, so it had this weird echoey effect. We never did figure out who blew those off. There were a lot tho - it went off for several minutes.

NOTE to Greg: you could probably score some swag (non-DOOM, I'm afraid) by reading the Feng Shui article, then going to the thread on the kungfumagazine.com forum and answering the quiz question.