01-12-2010, 06:14 PM
TG:
It's very simple:
Every time you see a reference to the 1500th anniversary in 1995, take a drink.
Every time you see a reference to the 1982 movie Shaolin Temple, take a drink.
Every time you see a reference to Jet Li, take a drink. (When you see a reference to Jet Li's debut in Shaolin Temple, take two drinks.)
Every time you see a reference to Tamo cutting off his own eyelids, take a drink. (Of tea - that would be more appropriate.)
--The Queen
It's very simple:
Every time you see a reference to the 1500th anniversary in 1995, take a drink.
Every time you see a reference to the 1982 movie Shaolin Temple, take a drink.
Every time you see a reference to Jet Li, take a drink. (When you see a reference to Jet Li's debut in Shaolin Temple, take two drinks.)
Every time you see a reference to Tamo cutting off his own eyelids, take a drink. (Of tea - that would be more appropriate.)
--The Queen
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.