01-31-2006, 06:20 PM
Bah!
You will be the last to go Mr. Athletic, healthy diet, herbal medicine, family man!
Good idea to plan ahead though. I wrote my funeral/burial wishes out somewhere. I'll post them here so there will be no malarky from those meddling Christians!
Mainly I want to be buried. It amuses me to think that my molecules are absorbed back into the Earth and consumed by small creatures therefore giving me eternal life!
ETERNAL LIFE I TELL YOU!
Cremation is for losers.
You will be the last to go Mr. Athletic, healthy diet, herbal medicine, family man!
Good idea to plan ahead though. I wrote my funeral/burial wishes out somewhere. I'll post them here so there will be no malarky from those meddling Christians!
Mainly I want to be buried. It amuses me to think that my molecules are absorbed back into the Earth and consumed by small creatures therefore giving me eternal life!
ETERNAL LIFE I TELL YOU!
Cremation is for losers.