4:20

[Drunk Monk]

How can it be random if it keeps happening at the same time every day?

 
I suppose that’s the point of this thread, huh?

[Greg]

I hate when the bladder alarm goes off before the regular alarm.

[Drunk Monk]

It’s worse when you sleep through your bladder alarm and have a rude awakening. But that hasn’t happened since we were infants, right?

Right?

[Greg]

No comment.

[Drunk Monk]

No comment.

Oof.  

Well alright then.

Prepping Cali roots lams. Doing the 'official' JM lams is a pain in the ass. I took over the job from another crew that was doing a crap job - a family where one woman did the work while her husband watched their two very mischievous kids. They had a big footprint, too big for what they brought to the table, and got too drama queen so were blackballed. And I inherited it because I've been doing lams forever. They did them in MS word which is like using a flute to play the drums. I've converted the template to photoshop, but there's still photo resizing and retyping names and roles. A pain in the ass, especially with my photoshop still merc-n-retting me. 

Listening to some Cali Roots on YouTube...

[Drunk Monk]

Woke at 4am
Fell into Facebook surfing
20 minutes late

[Greg]

You must have seen me turning off my alarm.

[Drunk Monk]

You can turn off your pee alarm?

[Greg]

Never. And that goes off all night long. I was talking about the alarm on my phone.

[Drunk Monk]

Meltin lams

Big run - 200+
 
3 styles and I was delegated to do the official lams which are photo personalized. Too much work but it’s good to do a big Lam melt again

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Mmmmm...lamb melt.

[Drunk Monk]

That’s a band name if I’ve ever heard one…

[Drunk Monk]

Just popped awake at Cali roots. 10 mins late but there you have it

[Drunk Monk]

Just got butt dialed by the RM director

Funny. He’s surely at bottlerock

[Drunk Monk]

Well fuck

That turned quickly