Who is this guy?

[Drunk Monk]

Roderick Dora is better know by his 50s sci-fi bot name Rod-dor. He wears silver Mylar and speaks in a monotone way and had telescopic antennae that look like old car aerials.

[Greg]

I want my D-Squared Jeans, Rod-Dor.

[Drunk Monk]

Newman Blume is harshin my buzz...

And I'm not even buzzed.

[Greg]

Wasn't he the accountant in The Producers?

[Greg]

Agnes, you are so right. Who wouldn't want a cotton candy fitted hat?

[Greg]

A little on the nose, but Thesishelp from India is ready to write our PhD dissertations for us. So helpful.

I'm glad we are finally reaching a higher class of robot.

[Drunk Monk]

I was hoping Thesishelp was an Egyptian god with the head of an ibex looking for an avatar to conquer the world. 

I'm disappointed.

[thatguy]

I was hoping Thesishelp was an Egyptian god with the head of an ibex looking for an avatar to conquer the world. 

I'm disappointed.

I thought thesishelp sold theseashells by theseashore...not shills services on some sites.
--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Burnell Gard(I)her is an affectatious prick. How else would paranthesize their surname? As if hyphens weren’t affectatious enough…

[Greg]

All I know is, is Skyzhay is one wordy MFer.

[Drunk Monk]

Skyzhay is a ponderous bot like what Stanislaw Lem envisioned

[Drunk Monk]

Abraham Coverdale is the first person that goes mad in a lost H.P. Lovecraft story about a suburb downstream from Arkham. Sam Raimi was going to make a movie version but abandoned it when it didn’t include enough zombies for his liking.

[Greg]

Lord Alfred Abbot(t) and his Szary Kardigans are going to be this seasons hot sellars!

[Drunk Monk]

Albanadronks55 is a gambler. A sneaky one at that. Totally got me to look...

[Greg]

It's not the usual bot post and is somewhat on topic. I am confused.