The Move to Awahnee

[Drunk Monk]

You say gazillion
I say galoshes
Let’s call the whole thing off

But srsly, hope it all sorts out to your favor.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

You ain’t no charity. Tell ‘em to fuck off.

[Greg]

Negotiation tactics like that are why you should be in the UN.

[Drunk Monk]

Whoever these potentials are, I bet they’d love some Turkish carpets...

[Greg]

Dining on a lovely bowl of stress at the moment. I hope I haven't driven the home buyers away with my low offer to them in regards to the repairs to the house. And I still haven't heard that we have actually gone into escrow on the Raymond House.

Send more fingernails for me to chew. My ten are done.

[Greg]

More fun Raymond Facts. Over in South Pasadena is the Raymond restaurant. Very Fancy. Very exclusive. Basically you get to eat what the cook is serving that day. The Raymond sits on the site of the Raymond Hotel, which was also super fancy until it burned down many many years ago. It's lot is currently occupied by a power station. The Hotel was built by Walter Raymond. The town of Raymond offered to name their town after him if he would come to the ribbon cutting ceremony for the name change.

Screw it. I live in Wildcat Station.

[Drunk Monk]

Send more fingernails for me to chew. My ten are done.

I can offer my toenails.  I could use a pedicure.

More fun Raymond Facts. 

Everybody loves Raymond.

[Greg]

That's so Scapino.

[Drunk Monk]

That's so Scapino.

Ouch.  Damn Bro. No need to get so nasty.

[Greg]

I call them like I see them.

[Greg]

The original name for Raymond was Wildcat Station. When I'm chosen High King of Raymond and Madera county, my first official edict will be to return the city's name to its proper origin.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Drunk Monk]

That's so Scapino.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

DM is a *mean* drunk.

[Drunk Monk]

DM is a *mean* drunk.

All these years and you're just figuring that out now?  It's like you hardly knew DM...