07-12-2018, 05:29 PM
Yep. This was the second DVD I got from 366weirdmovies.com.
Let me tell ya, this one is just a little bit gay.
I don't think I've ever seen a movie with everyone so fully aboard and trying their damnedest, totally inspired, and yet without an ounce of talent. It's colorful. It goes all over the place. But there's very little drama, conflict, plot, or anything else -- just a lot of outlandish costumes in search of a scene to display them to best advantage.
The humor throughout aspires to be sophomoric, but falls far short. As for the acting, it is more abominable than a Himalayan snowbeast. Hmmm. There were no yetis. That surprises me in hindsight, because it had everything else.
Let's see. The characters. There's Tazer Tits, Hand Solo. There's Cockslinger and Squirt. Hindlick, Beardy Brenda, Buddy Bag. The kung fu-fightin' black leather-clad transvestite Salome in high heels. There's the charismatic King Khan singing up a storm. There's the Amazon, and the giant lizard she fights. The tribe of sexually ambiguous Elvises. An Aztec shemale-worshipping cult. There's even Kitten Natividad (as Cockslinger's degenerate mama) who, at age 70, hasn't lost a step.
And lots, lots more...
Incredibly raunchy, and yet oddly puritanical, with no nudity.
Included in the DVD case is a Fags in the Fast Lane sticker (which Lady Cranefly is threatening to appropriate to put on her laptop) and a large fold-out poster.
All in all, absolutely horrible in every conceivable way, though it had me fighting a smile most of the way through.
It's just possible that I'm not the intended audience.
Let me tell ya, this one is just a little bit gay.
I don't think I've ever seen a movie with everyone so fully aboard and trying their damnedest, totally inspired, and yet without an ounce of talent. It's colorful. It goes all over the place. But there's very little drama, conflict, plot, or anything else -- just a lot of outlandish costumes in search of a scene to display them to best advantage.
The humor throughout aspires to be sophomoric, but falls far short. As for the acting, it is more abominable than a Himalayan snowbeast. Hmmm. There were no yetis. That surprises me in hindsight, because it had everything else.
Let's see. The characters. There's Tazer Tits, Hand Solo. There's Cockslinger and Squirt. Hindlick, Beardy Brenda, Buddy Bag. The kung fu-fightin' black leather-clad transvestite Salome in high heels. There's the charismatic King Khan singing up a storm. There's the Amazon, and the giant lizard she fights. The tribe of sexually ambiguous Elvises. An Aztec shemale-worshipping cult. There's even Kitten Natividad (as Cockslinger's degenerate mama) who, at age 70, hasn't lost a step.
And lots, lots more...
Incredibly raunchy, and yet oddly puritanical, with no nudity.
Included in the DVD case is a Fags in the Fast Lane sticker (which Lady Cranefly is threatening to appropriate to put on her laptop) and a large fold-out poster.
All in all, absolutely horrible in every conceivable way, though it had me fighting a smile most of the way through.
It's just possible that I'm not the intended audience.
I'm nobody's pony.