09-05-2006, 06:43 AM
Or whatever. Bad. Bad. Bad. It was bad. It was a Lucky Dog of the the first order. It would have been more entertaining if the had just Had Kate Beckinsale just standing there in her rubber outfit for two hours. Maybe that should be the third film in the trilogy, Underworld:Kate in Rubber.
The plot was stupid if thwat I gleaned from the movie was the actual plot. It was kind of hit or miss what was the actual plot. YOur guess as good as mine even if you haven't seen the movie. It was something about other vampires and Lychens and who was the son of who and why we had to rescue the brother and is or isn't Scott Stapp required to keep his shirt over his massive chest?
Just fast forward to the part where they have the hide and seek with the boobs sex scene and marvel at what good shape Kate is in.
Don't watch Van Helsing before seeing this one. It will only add to the confusion.
The plot was stupid if thwat I gleaned from the movie was the actual plot. It was kind of hit or miss what was the actual plot. YOur guess as good as mine even if you haven't seen the movie. It was something about other vampires and Lychens and who was the son of who and why we had to rescue the brother and is or isn't Scott Stapp required to keep his shirt over his massive chest?
Just fast forward to the part where they have the hide and seek with the boobs sex scene and marvel at what good shape Kate is in.
Don't watch Van Helsing before seeing this one. It will only add to the confusion.
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit