Legend of the Naga Pearls

[Drunk Monk]

Crappy CGI cutesy flatulent pangolin.  If that's not enough to put you off, Uranopolis.  It's about lots of mystical items that need to be retrieved by a Klingon-like demon named Vlad (actually in Chinese it sounds like Shi Li - don't ask me what Uranopolis sounds like in Chinese).  Vlad has bat wings that sometimes are heart piercing alien tentacles.  He's part of the winged tribe but he's the only one like this.  There's a sword hottie with swan wings and blue contacts, a dopey prince and a dopey thief with a hand that glows blue.  Retrieve the items and open a cosmic gate so demonic alien slugs can kill everyone.  The CGI is garishly overdone.  There's some nice sets and costumes, and lots of sword fights.  It might have been good in 3D.  It would've been better without the subs because the story was dumb and if I didn't know what was going on, I would've just enjoyed the design of it.  

I watched this on Netflix so you don't have to.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Thanks for throwing yourself on that Eye-Grenade.

[cranefly]

I considered doing the honors, but wow, that grenade looked an awful lot like a bomb to me.

[Drunk Monk]

Thanks for throwing yourself on that Eye-Grenade.

I considered doing the honors, but wow, that grenade looked an awful lot like a bomb to me.

I'd take a crappy CGI cutesy pangolin fart for you brothers.  

In fact, I think I just did.