Leonard Cohen - Will not be reviewed

[El Dingo]

I joined the fan club.

I pounded the keyboard.

I wailed and moaned.

I did not get tickets for either show.

I have seen the future brother, and it is murder.

Curse you, Bay Area! Why do you have to be so hip? For Christ's sake, I had no problem getting Tom Waits tickets!

I'm gnashing my teeth but it's OK. Dentist appointment in April.