Post-Thanksgiving Gregorian-Calendar-Friendly Quickening

[cranefly]

I just put down six inches of cat litter throughout the house.
Hope that suffices.

And I bought some straps and ropes. Before we get to the eye candy, I thought we could hitch our nether regions to the inflatable bouncy playhouse and pull it around the block a couple times. But on second thought, knowing the kids in the neighborhood, they'd all climb aboard and we'd never make it back.

So that's off the agenda -- unless Drunken Monk can give us some winning pointers.

--cranefly

[cranefly]

I just put down six inches of cat litter throughout the house.
Hope that suffices.

And I bought some straps and ropes. Before we get to the eye candy, I thought we could hitch our nether regions to the inflatable bouncy playhouse and pull it around the block a couple times. But on second thought, knowing the kids in the neighborhood, they'd all climb aboard and we'd never make it back.

So that's off the agenda -- unless Drunken Monk can give us some winning pointers.

--cranefly

[Drunk Monk]

I'm not sure about Legbone. I just got an email that said he'd try to stop by at some point in the evening. The confirmed are Greg, I and a deflated Mark. Will you be there Gary? Will Lori? What about the cats? Oh right, cat litter...

See y'all then!

[Legbone]

I'll be there.

I have recently come back from the underworld. The strangest thing I noticed there was that all the underworld-lings were fancinated by Greg's screenplays. All of which have been made into feature films. I think it is like the Jerry Lewis thing in France.


I knew they would sell somewhere. Now I realize that this may be a stretch for some of you, but I have seen that Greg is going to be quite influential here in the middle world as well in the future. I am quite serious about this.

I would like to be one of the first to volunteer for a paid position (of course), to be one of the creative consultants and coffee bitches. Oh yeah, maybe I could do the occassional ass double as well.

Legbone

[El Dingo]

Yet another brain-bending DOOM gathering.

Hopefully the rest of DOOM developed the love of 'Wild Zero' that I have. The jaw-dropping editing, breathtaking scenery, Oscar-worthy acting and mind-blowing special effects make you cry 'ROCK AND ROLL' during every stressfull moment of life. Love has no gender!

Kekko Kamen was just plain weird. Who knew that others besides me were aroused by tomatoes being sliced by chainsaws? I don't feel so alone now.

Cranefly gave us all Pez dispensers..BUT NO PEZ! I call foul! We must have a discussion on penalty.

Thanks to Cranefly's SO that left us alone for Zombies and porn so soft it could be spread by a plastic butter knife.

[Drunk Monk]

...it was making me nervous.

Wild Zero was HILARIOUS! Why aren' t more rock bands cool enough to make movies like that anymore? It's just those freakin' rapper movies, which all suck. Oh it's so hard to be a rapper. Oh my street upbringing was so tough. Oh there's guns and drugs and hos, whine whine whine rap rap rap. No sense of humor there. They need Guitar Wolf to kick some ass and set them straight. Or queer. After all, love knows no gender.

I was disappointed with Kekko Kamen, but I'll never look at an anchorwoman the same way again. And muffication has got to be the best translation ever. I'm done with manga heroines. Next time, I'm digging into old chanbara flicks.

Thanks again cranefly, and thank missus cranefly for us too. She could have joined us for that one, but you never know when Ed is going to whip out another Sinful Dwarf or God forbid, Cannibal Holocaust.

Great to see you all. Until next time!

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Yeah, too many walks on the wild side for me. But yes Rock and Roll does Rock and I'm ready to embrace the love has no boundaries lifes style, especially if I get the cool necklace to summon Guitar Wolf and cohorts. Now does the band not have a rhythm guitarist or a drummer? It seems there were four people on stage with the band, but only three went out to help Ace and his Vagina challenged girlfriend.

Did we scare Cranefly by our presence in his household or is he normally that reticent. I'm thinking terror for his things and Mrs. Cranefly was behind the door all night with a shotgun in case things got out of hand..

Ah, Kekko. I think I'll pass on the sequel, despite the fact it's set in a girls swim school. You would think the villians would catch on to Kekko's presence, but no. Or that Kekko would be more final in the destruction of the villains.

[cranefly]

Oh. My. God.

You mean I wasn't the life of the party?

First time that's happened.

By the way, I was thinking we should get Kekko a Christmas present. I'm leaning towards crustacean, but it's negotiable.

http://www.laurasaura.com/wallflowers.php

-cranefly

P.S. Lady Cranefly was more heavily armed than you could ever imagine...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I wonder if there is ever going to be a brotherhood and spouses/SO's event?

Ken could bring his fiancee . . . . .

[Drunk Monk]

...but not lately. Sort of defeats the purpose.

Note that Ken brought a date to my bachelor party. Legbone thought she was a stripper and followed her around with a fistful of bills all night, waiting.