12-10-2006, 11:46 PM
Keira Knightley at 15 as Robin's daughter, Gwyn Hood. Malcolm McDowell as the Sheriff. It's Disney. Crappy choreography, absolutely crappy. Apparently, if you cut Keira's hair and put her in boy's clothes, people think she's a boy. WTF? First of all, medieval peasant boy's clothes don't differ significantly from medieval peasant girl's clothes. They're just freaking gunny sacks, after all. Second, Keira is hot at 15, disturbingly so. Even her costar confesses it in the 'making of' feature. Keira a boy? She's got lipstick on in the role. Man, they were sure stupid in Sherwood.
Mrs. DM rented it because she thought DM might like the swords. T didn't want to see it initially because she thought it would be scary, but once she started watching it, she was hooked.
Mrs. DM rented it because she thought DM might like the swords. T didn't want to see it initially because she thought it would be scary, but once she started watching it, she was hooked.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
