09-22-2010, 02:56 PM
meanwhile, in dm's delusional world, well, he had a plate of nachos for lunch just now and can relate the night crew ed tale. dm should mention that he scored a six of monty python holy grail ale at the bev mo stop on the way. it's a mediocre beer, pricey at $10, but dm just had to bust that out for the party where it was enjoyed by a select few python heads. i suppose that should go in the food section.
so dm secured a nice spot in the back corner of bear camp and scored a great parking spot for quick escape. that was thurs - the truck hadn't arrived so rm was in a holding pattern. there was this general vol meeting which got to be a luv fest with various crews going way too long with heartfelt speeches about the last ed, and the promotor grumbling about saying 'keep it short dammit!' dm took the mike and did his 'i'm in charge of bad trips. can i see a show of hands for who's tripping now?' schtick (always good for a laugh) and then recited dr. skip's mantra "return the patient to friends or family w/out law/hospitalization" which drew a roar of applause. the rest of the weekend, lots of strangers were coming up, saying kynd words, nodding in approval. that night was just mmedicating. there's a few hardcore mmed slingers in rm now (not just mic) so there was a windfall of premium high grade. watching those slingers compare tastes and strains was like watching wine connoisseurs - absolutely entertaining, and the tastings never ended until you forced yourself to get up and walk away. dm got some sleep that night.
the next morn, the truck needed unpacking, but dm had a call about someone passing out in line. he was from san bruno, witnessed the fire, hadn't eaten or slept in over 24 hours, so instead of unpacking (re: working) dm hung out with him and his friends and watched the crowd come in - a total easy call.
the weather friday was surreal. overcast, then it would get super muggy and uncomfotable, then there would be this delicious sprinkle which kept the dust down (especially the post burningman playa dust which burners carried in like mutts carrying fleas). the sun might peak out for a sec, then the cycle would happen again. it was actually rather nice. dm spent the day wandering about, meeting old friends, running scams and such.
night fell and there was an onslaught of iprs, mostly lost souls. there were a few restraints, nothing major, and even some nekkid people, all par for the course. the space tent was full throughout the main stage show and then some after. it was the full range and dm got to do some talk, some restraint, some escorting back to friends and camps, a little of everything. the high point was a head lac from a beer bottle (a fight) where the bleeding couldn't be stopped while a tripper bolted resulting in a takedown wrassle right in rm's doorway, and rm lost power. it was night so everyone had to bust out flashlights and it was dark for a good 15-20 minutes. crazy. there was also this domestic abuse call from way out in the back 40 of the ranch (like a 15 min ride by gator on the back dirt roads in pitch darkness). some woman showed up at a camper all beaten because her b/f slammed her face through a car window. by the time rm arrived, she had been cleaned up but was still very emotional. she was escorted back to rm. space also had the jesi - two jesus iprs (dm's term: octupus: octupi/jesus: jesi) one jesus was retrieved by dm butt nekkid at the front of stage after the show was over. fortunately his clothes were all nearby. tried to get the jesi to talk each other down, but that didn't quite work. dm burst out laughing when the other jesus was coming down and said 'i feel like i died...and was reborn!"
so dm secured a nice spot in the back corner of bear camp and scored a great parking spot for quick escape. that was thurs - the truck hadn't arrived so rm was in a holding pattern. there was this general vol meeting which got to be a luv fest with various crews going way too long with heartfelt speeches about the last ed, and the promotor grumbling about saying 'keep it short dammit!' dm took the mike and did his 'i'm in charge of bad trips. can i see a show of hands for who's tripping now?' schtick (always good for a laugh) and then recited dr. skip's mantra "return the patient to friends or family w/out law/hospitalization" which drew a roar of applause. the rest of the weekend, lots of strangers were coming up, saying kynd words, nodding in approval. that night was just mmedicating. there's a few hardcore mmed slingers in rm now (not just mic) so there was a windfall of premium high grade. watching those slingers compare tastes and strains was like watching wine connoisseurs - absolutely entertaining, and the tastings never ended until you forced yourself to get up and walk away. dm got some sleep that night.
the next morn, the truck needed unpacking, but dm had a call about someone passing out in line. he was from san bruno, witnessed the fire, hadn't eaten or slept in over 24 hours, so instead of unpacking (re: working) dm hung out with him and his friends and watched the crowd come in - a total easy call.
the weather friday was surreal. overcast, then it would get super muggy and uncomfotable, then there would be this delicious sprinkle which kept the dust down (especially the post burningman playa dust which burners carried in like mutts carrying fleas). the sun might peak out for a sec, then the cycle would happen again. it was actually rather nice. dm spent the day wandering about, meeting old friends, running scams and such.
night fell and there was an onslaught of iprs, mostly lost souls. there were a few restraints, nothing major, and even some nekkid people, all par for the course. the space tent was full throughout the main stage show and then some after. it was the full range and dm got to do some talk, some restraint, some escorting back to friends and camps, a little of everything. the high point was a head lac from a beer bottle (a fight) where the bleeding couldn't be stopped while a tripper bolted resulting in a takedown wrassle right in rm's doorway, and rm lost power. it was night so everyone had to bust out flashlights and it was dark for a good 15-20 minutes. crazy. there was also this domestic abuse call from way out in the back 40 of the ranch (like a 15 min ride by gator on the back dirt roads in pitch darkness). some woman showed up at a camper all beaten because her b/f slammed her face through a car window. by the time rm arrived, she had been cleaned up but was still very emotional. she was escorted back to rm. space also had the jesi - two jesus iprs (dm's term: octupus: octupi/jesus: jesi) one jesus was retrieved by dm butt nekkid at the front of stage after the show was over. fortunately his clothes were all nearby. tried to get the jesi to talk each other down, but that didn't quite work. dm burst out laughing when the other jesus was coming down and said 'i feel like i died...and was reborn!"
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