DOOM (2005)

[Drunk Monk]

An Alien 2/ The Thing wannabe based off a video game. So dumb. A lab on mars creates weaponized zombie superstrong aliens thru vampire bites. So painfully painfully bad. We should sue for liable. Karl Urban & the Rock struggle thru cardboard roles as space marines, plus Rosamund Pike, who does horror scream faces quite well, but it’s probably genuine horror from being in this crap. The finale reverts to shooter vision like the game. I thought about reviewing this imagining who would play us, like would Greg have been Urban and me Rosemund or what but it’s just not worth the effort.

You will be tempted because DOOM but don’t. 

Just don’t.

Don’t let my sacrifice for you all be in vain.