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3-headed Shark Attack (2015)
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The first few scenes featured lot of gratuitous topless scenes - gals with boob jobs - but that ends in the first 15 minutes. Then it's all about a CGI 3-headed shark, a mutant from garbage. There's an attack on a party island, a science station, and a reggae party boat. Danny Trejo comes in way late in the film, and then exits, but has an amusing Machete moment. This film is all kinds of dumb. Could've used more gratuitous topless scenes. What has become of shark flicks?
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I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen this.

I mean, I pride myself on having watched The Human Centipede.  All three films, mind you.  I think that gave even DOOMers pause.  You know, about my sanity.

Clearly I need to step up my game.

Yeah, I know.  Trejo was the big draw here.  BTW, was he topless too?
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(04-08-2017, 09:21 PM)cranefly Wrote:  BTW, was he topless too?

He had a vest on but you could see his tats clearly.

I've been watching a lot of Trejo. He's got like 300+ films, ya know.

What amazes me is that this film was 2015. Gives me hope that people still make films like this.
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