Terminator Salvage

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Looked great, but utterly predictable, bad dialogue, not much for the actors to work with. Continues the "Trail of Suck" that started with Wolverine. Where will it go, this Trail? Where will it end?

Anyway, dialogue was on par with the most recent Star Wars movies (yup - it was that bad) so rent it, says I cuz stuff does surely blow-up and there is a fair amount of shooting and terminator-fu.

[The Queen]

And if for whatever reason you wind up at Magic Mountain, don't bother with the Terminator Salvation ride. It blows. They set it up like one of the flight simulator rides at other amusement parks -- lots of props while you stand in line, then stand in a room while they play a stupid film at you that's supposed to make you feel like you're part of the movie. Then the put you on this silly, pointless ride. It's just a very short wooden coaster with no particular "thrills." No big drops, nothing to disorient you. With the possible exception of the 1/4 second past the shooting flames, it's a kiddie coaster.