EL REY

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Rite didn't have the "Trejo Touch". It deserves a pharonic axe to the noggin.

[Drunk Monk]

I watched a little Rite and it didn't work for me. But neither does Lucha Underground and you'd think that would. Still can't fathom how LU gets away with being 'reality tv' - been invited to a shooting of a fight for that but that was prior to M@A: AOW.

Still got my fingas crossed for S2, of course. My source for this intel ain't always reliable. 

Trejo = bad ass.

[Greg]

You really need to let the chin hair grow!, Barring that, I say extensions. Then you can do the beard flip to match the hair flip. (See? I watched)

[cranefly]

John Holmes used to do this other kind of flip.
But I don't think that's an option here.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

It would guarantee a Season 3, though.

[Drunk Monk]

I have let my 'stache grow out since yosemite/rotr. Going for that classic Fu Manchu again. Not sure how long I'll hang with it - probably not past Halloween. Beard strokin', it's on like Donkey Kong. Now I can even add a 'stache stroke because my hair, it's wild hair, perpetually out of place, and it needs frequent manual corralling lest it stray into my gob.

I wouldn't challenge Ilya's hair flip anymore than I'd challenge Danny's tacos & donuts. It would be a losing proposition and I'm a sore loser.

[cranefly]

This falls into the category of "weapons I'd feel honored to be killed by."  Maybe there should be an El Rey show just for crazy weapons like this.  But they'd need to prove their weapon status -- say, by killing a bunny.