Fiona's Tale

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I'm working on a new movie. I'm working outside. It's raining.

Fiona's Tale is the story of a young man with super powers given when he is bitten by an insect. Sound familiar?

[Drunk Monk]

I thought spiders were arachnids, not insects. I know, I know. Picky about bugs. But if I didn't say it, CF would have gone nuts wanting to say it...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Does the word opaque mean nothing to you people? Misdirection maybe.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Hey, I'm no longer working. Which is a good thing because it's raining like hell outside. As opposed to the hell it would be if it were raining inside.

[Drunk Monk]

You just said you worked on Tron. But we all know Tron was CGI with no need for carpenters.

You're not working. You're just sponging off that woman you're living with...and once she tires of your boy toy charms, you'll be out on the street with a cardboard sign.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I could have built the Tron actors. They were pretty wooden.

[Drunk Monk]

I must concede that point, even though I haven't seen it yet.

[thatguy]

But it was really pretty to look at.

--tg

[The Queen]

Yes, it was, especially the white drawer in the chick's room at Jeff Bridges' house. That was beautiful.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I built that drawer so it wasn't CGI.

I've now been bitten twice by spiders. Still no super powers. What gives?