Lynch Manor by Greg Lynch Jr.

[Drunk Monk]

A coffee table photo book show by Greg in his parents' house. Coming soon?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Maybe.

But I would have to go back there to take the pictures. I don't think I am mentally ready to do that just yet.

[Drunk Monk]

...you muist prepare yourself. This isn't something to be taken lightly if you want to do it well.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

It should really be an interactive web site; Each page a photo of some part of some crap-festooned room that you can roll the cursor over and get a link to a story. I do know someone who does the print catalogs for the local branch of an international auction house, if you want some tips...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

If I do the interactive thingy (It's all about Flash, baby) I could simply call it "What to steal and where".

These are all fine ideas. It could make Lynch Manor the Winchester Mystery House of Saratoga.

In the picture below, do you see the open area between the two china hutches? I hung seven plates in that opening before I left. Also, note on the left side of the picture, my favorite new Terra Cotta warrior.

[Drunk Monk]

look, you want to be a photographer, right? a real one. one that makes money doing what he's doing. make a book. desktop publishing is so cheap now. make a webstie to advertise the book. there's no way you could monetize that website unless you have the book to sell. besides, you can't autograph a website for your adoring fans.

if you're a true master of the ol' double entendre, the book could flatter and mock simultaneously. if it flatters, you'd have your mom helping you to sell the books. it wouldn't be a lot of cash, but in these troubled times, grab what scrilla comes.