Oscar, Oscar

[The Queen]

Survived another one. Barely. How come just about everybody I had to transcribe this year had a frickin' accent?! The only easy-to-understand interview this year was Brad Bird - just about everyone else was a royal pain in the posterior.

HK - here's the transcripts for Brad Bird (Animated Feature) http://www.oscars.org/transcripts/html/a...stage.html
and SuzieTempleton/Hugh Welchman (Animated Short) http://www.oscars.org/transcripts/html/a...stage.html

[Haggis Killer]

Thanks for that!

[Drunk Monk]

and the winner is...

[The Queen]

me, 'cause I don't have to be there.

[Drunk Monk]

...which is too bad because after all her country music appearances, she should be cryin'

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Nothing chaps my mother's hide more than the fact that Cindi could go to the Oscars if she wanted to but chooses to stay at home.

[Drunk Monk]

but then cindi's decisions have been in question ever since she shacked up with you, greg.

all the DOOM women must be insane.