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My Scene Goes Hollywood - Drunk Monk - 11-28-2006
DM has spared you Barbie DVD reviews out of compassion, sort of like TQ spares us of her trashy romance novels. But after ED's tirade on DM's mass consumption of kid flicks (DM does have a kid, you know) DM sees no reason to continue this abstinence. This one's for you ED.
My Scene is Barbie's attempt to compete with Bratz, a line of hip hop fashion dolls. It's not CGI like the other Barbie flicks. It's more like flash animation. MSGH features Lindsay Lohan, who apparently in the world of Barbie, is just like any other ordinary girl. She does her own stunts too. Lindsay's sooo cool. Barbie, voiced by Kelly Sheridan as always, is hardly in My Scene, which is weird. It's all about the other girls. Want a sample? I know you do. Click http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/webisodes/webisodes.aspx
There was this interactive test on the DVD to find out which of the My Scene girls you were most like.
T is Madison, who is the lead character in MSGH. That so figures.
http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/friends/madison/madison_index.aspx
Mrs. DM is Nolee, who we think is supposed to be the Asian chick and is totally into yoga.
http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/friends/nolee/nolee_index.aspx
And DM? I know you're all dying to know.
DM is Delancey, the platinum blonde with funky streaks, sort of the party girl. wtf?
http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/friends/delancey/delancey_index.aspx
You all have to rent this DVD, just to take the test. Find your inner Barbie. Aren't you just a bit curious?
Who knew the DM was so delicate? - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 11-29-2006
One little tirade and he goes all defensive. Next he's going to hate Bono and start ripping DVD's. Maybe we need to trade DM for DrunkDelancey?
Delancey Monk to you - Drunk Monk - 11-29-2006
If you're into me, cool. If not, whatever.
Barbie's friends - cranefly - 12-01-2006
Okay. So Barbie's friends go into a mall. They see a photo booth.
So they accessorize like mad and crowd into the photo booth and take lots of pictures.
After that, they're in a bedroom looking at the pictures, saying, "Hey, these are good!"
I'm now ready to negotiate. If the other doomers are not, well, I apologize for their rudeness and kowtow additionally for their rudeness.
These are the conditions.
1) I hereby apologize for anything I might have said to upset you, and that might have been construed to be at all negative.
2) I apologize as well for any other doomer's actions or words of similar bad taste.
3) I will never say or do anything negative with regard to DM in the future, and will defend him blindly should anyone else attack him.
4) In turn, DM will never ever again post any link, photo, or even mention of Barbie or her friends.
Deal?
Okay, I'm getting desperate here.
5) I will pay DM $20 in the bargain.
Deal?
Please?
--cranefly
Perish the thought - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-02-2006
Weren't you supposed to finish the story after Barbie and friends crowd into the photo booth. Then they decide it's too hot in the tiny booth with all their clothes on. The clothes are jettisoned. More pictures. Then they are running around the mall trying to get some more change to feed the booth, becuase the pictures are dynamite. That would be a Barbie story worth seeing.
Never give up. Never surrender.
$20? Is that all? - Drunk Monk - 12-03-2006
Greg, did you ever see that early photo comic strip Terry Gilliam did of John Cleese lusting after a Barbie doll? It was the first project they did together and was the catalyst for Cleese bringing Gilliam into Python. If you haven't seen it, you really must. Perhaps it'll convince you about how much you need to get some professional help.
The link below is where Greg crosses the line. TQ: If you find one of these in Greg's possession, contact DOOM immediately. We'll need to set up an intervention.
http://www.barbiecollector.com/vintage/product.asp?product_id=1002597
There's this black kettle . . - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-03-2006
Once again, the DM shows his true stripes. When I posted the dog porn, the DM had to go find more. When I mentioned naked Barbies, the DM had to support his clothing and doll fetish by finding a site devoted to their clothes. I think it's clear where the problem lies. And it's not SoK
Re: $20? Is that all? - The Queen - 12-03-2006
Drunk Monk Wrote:TQ: If you find one of these in Greg's possession, contact DOOM immediately. We'll need to set up an intervention.
I appreciate the Xmas gift idea! It's not easy to find the perfect gifts for him.
long buried memory - cranefly - 12-03-2006
I should have suspected as much, the way I've been reacting to all the Barbie chatter. A long-buried memory fighting its way to the surface.
I tried to suppress it and suppress all of you in your Barbie visitations. But would you listen? Nooooo. And now it's surfaced -- the recollection of a science fiction short story I wrote over 20 years ago: "The Barbie-Ken Holocaust."
Submitted to a workshop run by Kate Wilhelm and Damon Knight at Michigan State University. Not. Well. Received. Much discussion, if I recall, about "politically incorrect." Not about its presence, but the degree.
The group consensus: "Never ever write something like this again."
Keep this up, doomers, and I'll dig it up, type it in, and subject you to the link.
grrrr.
--cranefly
Barbie - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-03-2006
BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE
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BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE BARBIE
Bring it on. DM loves a good Barbie. I mean Barbie story
- Dr. Ivor Yeti - 12-03-2006
Yup, you can almost smell the love on this forum...
oh great - cranefly - 12-04-2006
You would have to type whole paragraphs of the B girl.
Now there's another crack in the convoluted plaster, another suppressed memory breaching like the last american whale.
The B girl again in a more recent story just hitting the stands in England. Not a major plot element, but she's there, in a bizarre context.
Still, I do not have a problem. These were just flukes. Flukes on the great american whale.
Nothing at all sinister, sadistic or sicko.
--cranefly
http://www.ttapress.com/discus/messages/5/4082.html?1164389328
black kettle . . - Drunk Monk - 12-04-2006
I'm just an enabler for your perverse fetishes, Greg. Just an enabler.
You know, there's several Barbie films that I've seen and not yet reviewed. Mwuhahahahahaa!
The Barbie-Ken Holocaust - cranefly - 12-04-2006
It was so very long ago...
http://garywshockley.com/story/barbie_ken_holocaust.doc
Finish it! - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-05-2006
Why Ken and Barbie? Why? Why not Elmo? Why not the Bratz? It's too early for me to be this confused.