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Jackie Chan/Tony Jaa and the next gen - Drunk Monk - 02-13-2006
http://www.youtube.com/w/Urban-Ninja?v=pB2tdo0I7FQ
If you're into this kind of stuff, there's a few more floating aroudn the net I could probably dig up.
Dream about urban ninja - cranefly - 02-14-2006
I had a dream about an urban ninja last night -- after viewing this clip and a couple others I found on the web.
In the dream, Lady Cranefly and I are watching a clip on my computer. Onassis is in it. He's a very tough kung fu friend of me and drunk monk's. He fought in that no-holds-barred caged-fighting thingy, finally got stopped in a fight over in the Soviet Union, if I recall. But he's tough.
In the clip, he is standing in front of this statue. Not certain what the statue is, exactly, but it's life-size; and O (as we call him) is just standing there having a conversation with it. But then Lady Cranefly points something out. O isn't exactly wearing pants. In fact, his penis is quite prominent. And as O chats, and as Lady Cranefly and I watch, it becomes apparent he's beating off. Very weird. He's totally relaxed, conversing, but his hand is speeding up. And then he grips it with both hands and steps closer and just squirts jism all over the statue.
Then, nonchalantly, he walks off. End of clip.
--cranefly
That shouldn't be posted here... - Drunk Monk - 02-18-2006
...that should be posted on the DOOM Dreams thread.
NO WAIT! That shouldn't be posted at all. It's freakin' disgusting. What's wrong with you man?! Get help. Get help fast!!!
demerits - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 02-18-2006
I'm rethinking the whole demerits plan after the last cranefly post. At least he didn't bring up smegma.
Sorry about miscategorization - cranefly - 02-19-2006
Yeah, a touch disgusting -- and probably not appropriate for any existing thread. But it was inspired by those wushu actor-wannabes doing their gymnastics in your posted link. Imagine my disappointment as I waited for O to start hopping about in, only he just fountains.
Just to reassure you, O is rarely in my dreams. Mostly I dream about all of you. You know, Doomsters. Come to think of it, the dream about O was downright tame by comparison.
I'm thinking we need a whole new category where I can post my "very special dreams" about all of you.
--cranefly
okaaaaaay - getting back OT - Drunk Monk - 02-23-2006
Hopefully this won't inspire any more CF dreams
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1652599/
Ow - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 02-23-2006
Did I mention ow? Still a lot better than cranefly wetdream posts.
how about in a padded room - Drunk Monk - 02-27-2006
here's more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRzKctjLnY
It's sometimes called Parkour now - if you google parkour you'll get plenty of sites. here's one for starters:
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/le.parkour/movie/page2.html
Banlieue 13 - Drunk Monk - 03-06-2006
Kung fu from France? I just heard of this flick from Luc Besson (see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414852/) released in 2004 - the film is based on Parkour stunts and is apparently headed to the USA soon. More to come...
Ok - Haggis Killer - 03-06-2006
Call me crazy, but if I was 15, I'd totally be into Parkour.
HK - Drunk Monk - 03-09-2006
You need to watch my link 5 posts up. I broke my ankle when I was in elementary jumping off a high jungle gym. I didn't realize it was broken for quite a spell. By the time I went in to the doctor, he said that it was too late to do anything. The hairline fracture was pretty much healed and the only reason it was bothering me at that time was the healing process was nearing its conclusion.
In the Big City... - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-12-2006
...it's your "Parking-Fu" that counts.
You cannot harm me unless you are made from nearly pure "suburbanite" the only substance that can stop City Guy in his tracks!
It's not Parkour, it's Parker. Ray Parker - Drunk Monk - 03-17-2006
Kids today...
Return of the Star Wars kids
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=672422470842718521
Better with girls - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-17-2006
Nice ending. I'm almost didn't have the patience to get there . . .
Greg wins - Haggis Killer - 03-17-2006
I didn't get there.