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RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 02-28-2023 I’ll break every bone in your body And send you to hell. So ya wanna play Kung Fu huh? Try this! RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 02-28-2023 (02-28-2023, 10:06 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: I’ll break every bone in your body Worthy additions. We need more! RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 02-28-2023 All that Kung Fu Looks like dancing A big mouth on a wet arse It should be taught some manners What’s that supposed to be? Kung Fu? Who taught you that load of shit? Judging by you Your old man’s Kung Fu stinks I wouldn’t ask him to wipe the shit off my damned arsehole I won’t even need to use my hands for you Stupid Well shithead Had enough? I could squash you Your skull’s like butter It’s not worth it You can study Kung Fu for twenty years if you want But you’ll never beat me I warn you shit face I pick who I’m going to bury next Say your prayers fast because you’re about to feel my iron head That’s called dog eat shit Today I have an opponent that’s worthy I’d like to pay my respects to you RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 02-28-2023 You watch out You’ll have a body with no arse RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-01-2023 That seems very scatological. RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-01-2023 I have this memory of watching Drunken Master in the theater with you. There's a scene where Jackie (Wong Fei Hung aka Frankie Wong) knocks the Staff Master face first into a pile of dung. I remember you wincing at that. It was an extreme wince. It's a fond memory, whether it be real or false... RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-10-2023 You didn’t let me down after all You’re by far the strongest of my opponents But Kung Fu is meant for killing I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - cranefly - 03-11-2023 (03-10-2023, 10:39 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: You didn’t let me down after allI'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread. Surprisingly, many of the lines here would work there as well. Such as the above one. RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-11-2023 (03-11-2023, 11:34 AM)cranefly Wrote:(03-10-2023, 10:39 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: You didn’t let me down after allI'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread. All these years and the way of promiscuity has been right under my nose… too late now… RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-11-2023 If you want to die now I’ll assist you RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-15-2023 A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming So my pretty pretty, we meet again RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-17-2023 (03-15-2023, 07:27 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: A good many dramatic situations begin with screamingThose are good! Where are they from? RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Drunk Monk - 03-17-2023 Ummm well… Barbarella Slightly OT but they struck me as appropriate at the time RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Dr. Ivor Yeti - 03-17-2023 No, they're good. RE: Kung Fu Trash Talk - Greg - 03-20-2023 Irish Kung Fu Trash Talk? You are like a Connacht sheep. You have a good scream but not a lot of wool. |